You want funny??! Here's FUNNY:

I entered the computer lab for stats tutorial, 5 minutes late. Glanced around to look for my friend, didn't see her, so I just plonked myself down at a seat at the back. Tried logging on to icq2go but it was acting up so by the time I'd sent her a msg through icq, the whole java applet thingy hung. Gave up trying to contact her and shut down the unreliable program. Kept scanning the rows of ppl in front of me for a familiar face but to no avail.

Started checking my email and stuff whilst the tutor was droning on about P-values. (I'm so gonna die for this module). Near the end of the tutorial session, my missing friend msged me to ask where on earth was I. So I replied: Tutorial, where are you? And she msged back that she was in the tutorial TOO. But hey, no sign of her anywhere, at least not that i could see. And I thot I'd a pretty good view of the lab since I was sitting at the back. Then she asked: Where exactly? (And of cos I replied tt I was at the back) And she went: Hey, i'm at the 3rd row from the back but i don't see you.

I peeped out from behind the computer monitor and realised she had been sitting directly in front of me the whole tutorial. *DOH*