Want to make me laugh, grimace, and torture me all at once? Just read to me the diary entries I'd kept between 1998 to 2000. Candice is right. I was anal. I was such an anal, ditzy simpleton with a character that I am absolutely NOT proud of now. Ok, so I might still be a wee bit anal (so cut me some slack here), but let's hope "ditzy" and "simpleton" have been struck out of the equation...

(Excerpts have been copied wholesale, i.e.: Embarrassing spelling mistakes included)

I think that's enough for today.