So there I was, right smack in the middle of a 2-lane road on campus, trying to shoo this bird-brain of a mynah onto the pavement. We noticed him standing there most contentedly, even with cars and buses driving pass within an inch of it. Really didn't want to witness some careless/cold-hearted driver making pancake out of that mynah, heh. It was obvious he wasn't about to exert himself with flying, though his wings weren't broken. Prob some internal injury. Dodged the intermediate flow of traffic in 2 attempts at shepherding the fool of a bird to safety. Sheesh. This has to be the craziest thing I've done in school.