Fact #1: Caffeine does nothing to help lift one's spirits out of the dumps.

Fact #2: Endorphins, on the otherhand, are a pretty effective solution. Happy hormone levels are readily increased when one engages in some form of exercise. Or when feline agents are presented (refer to fig. 1).

Fact #3: Endorphins, effective as they are, bear only short-term effects. Feline agents however, have a relatively longer-term effect.


Figure 1

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Now please tell me, God, what ought I to do in order for these draining recurrences to be excised. Emotional peaks and valleys are a reality that I placidly accept, but to feel despondent over the same old tune time and time again is enough to drive me crazy, if crazy is something that I haven't already subscribed myself to.

Do the (in)visible tears even fall within the sphere of reason any more?