[Mum calls to say that she's helped me fix an appointment with the dentist]

Me: Mmmhmmm, ok... Thanks. So it's gonna be everything, right?
(i.e. scaling, polishing, the usual)
Mum: Whaddya mean by "everything"? You mean you want dentures done too?
Me: ... ...

My mother's becoming such a comedian. *facepalm*

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